you can see where it all kind of falls apart
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Radio gasbag, radio gasbag, radio gasbag
Radio gasbag, radio gasbag, radio gasbag
You fill the air with a gaseous stink
You ain’t as smart as your mommy thinks
Your audience is made up of ineffectual finks
Radio gasbag, you make us gag
Radio gasbag
You fill the air with hate filled lies
Shout your tropes until justice dies
call your shit free speech in disguise
Leave others to pay the price
Radio gasbag
You’re ugly in all the wrong places
Heartless and greedy and exceptionally shapeless
You leave trails like a slug in slime
the pollution you spew is an oral crime
Someday your gassy ass will do the time
Radio gasbag
Get your Viagra pills together
Your toys are being delivered
The law turns its myopic blind eye
Because you are a wealthy guy
Radio gasbag you’re gonna burn in hell
along with your followers, it’s just as well
Radio gasbag, you make us gag
with the sewage you sell
words shoot from your hole
as ammo aimed at young and old
You poison good people just for pay
It’s all a gag you like to say
why don’t you shut your fat greasy hole?
You broadcast diseases from your soul
One day your fat heart will explode
no one will miss you, you won’t leave a hole
You’re a narcissist and only you love you
You’ll be forgotten by history
So we have that to look forward to
“I am all the gas you need!” – shouts the radio gasbag. He is a bloviating pile of feces. His audience feeds off his narcissistic sense of certainty.
The audience throws their love to the gasbag.
Filled with poisonous methane, the gasbag puffs himself up like a puffer fish but he is not cute, nor is he harmless as his hatred and lies fly through the skies.
Radio gasbag talks a bunch of hash jabbering like a brain damaged dodo bird triple-chinned and unable to defy gravity. His shirt pocket is filled with Viagra as he awaits the toy for which he’s paid and he’s looking forward to a night of boyous joy. On the job, his mouth won’t stop yapping and his fist won’t stop pumping his microphone full of rancid lies and bloviating self-humping. Poisonous gas leaks from the anal mouth-hole on the gasbag and infects his studio audience. The fans think he’s being outrageous but he’s really being contagious. Radio gasbag. Listen here, Mr. Gasbag, you ain’t as smart as your mommy thinks you are. Your mouth is an explosive sewer hole. A dumping ground of hazardous material. Outhouse. Latrine. Used diaper. A fetid nest of flies.
Radio gasbag
You’re ugly in all the wrong places.
Heartless and greedy and exceptionally shapeless you leave trails like a slug in slime the pollution you spew is an oral crime Someday your gassy ass will do the time One day your fat heart will explode, and no one will miss you. No one will miss you.
No one has missed you.