Three Strikes Don’t Make it Right
By Robot Fog
Several Police Officers watching video:
Officer Jaden: "That's our guy! We have him on video purchasing the goods we found at the crime scene."
Officer Rodriguez: "we have to find him. I mean, look at him. What the fuck kind of hairstyle is that? It's hideous and entirely disturbing! We cannot allow this man to remain free with that goddamn hair cut! There has to be a law, or at the very least, an ordinance against it."
Officer Jaden: "hopefully there's also a law concerning his murder of 3 people."
*** ADDENDUM ***
The criminal received 3 weeks in county jail for the murder of 3 people because the victims made fewer than $27,000 per year and were considered worthless.
However, the criminal also received
15 years because his actions prevented the victims from paying auto loans and credit card debt.
12 years because local companies had fewer stock to be used as wage slaves. This included the killer himself because he would be taken out of the wage slave force and be in prison.
37 years for the haircut which the prison would handle by shaving the law breaker’s head on a monthly schedule.
